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Millian M. Toms
CPA &
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521 Ninth Street
Royal Oak, MI 48067

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These columns were applicable at the time the were published. Tax laws and situations change constantly.

Be sure to check current conditions before acting on this advice.

Regardless of the date these articles were published, you should always get professional advice from someone who knows your complete financial situation.

 

A C.P.A. on Safari

 

October 19, 2002

Upon arising, breakfast is waiting for you.

At mid-day, lunch is set up and served to you. Everything is fresh, from the bread – baked daily – to the butternut squash soup and desserts.

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Millian spent most of her journey in Botswana and Zimbabwe, where there are nature preserves to protect the animals and environment.


Look closely at this photo. At a glace it looks like a few trees. Look harder and it comes alive with animals, camouflaged to give them an edge over predators. Can you find the zebra?


A baby elephant toots across the road under the watchful eye of a parent.


Whatcha doin? This picture, taken by a guide, shows just how close a rhino came to the Range Rover Millian  (wearing hat) was riding in. The rhino turned out to be very friendly and eventually let the group pet him before he left.


Millian’s home away from home. The staff made up her room every day after she’d left, and put a chocolate on the pillow.

After a short nap, tea and crumpets are served at 3 p.m. A little more activity and it’s the cocktail hour, where servants meet you at the door of your vehicle with beverages and hors d’oeuvres and guide you to a roaring fire to relax in preparation for dinner, which commences about 8 p.m., having been prepared by a gourmet chef.

And at the end of the day, you return to your bed, which is made with fresh linen and turned down – and there’s a chocolate on your pillow.

If this were happening to you, you would be:

  1. Dreaming.
     

  2. Heavily sedated in the midst of a major surgical procedure.
     

  3. Staying at a hotel so luxurious most people cannot afford to know its name.
     

  4. On safari in Africa with Millian Toms.

“I called it First Class Mobile Tenting,” Millian says of her 19-day trip to four different sites within Botswana and Zimbabwe. “We were in Moremi, Matusadona, Mana Pools and the Okavanga Delta.” The lands on which she traveled are all protected from the threat of hunters, such as the Moremi National Reserve in Botswana, where she stayed for part of her trip.

“The sounds,” Millian said, when asked what she remembers most besides the pictures she took. “They’re unbelievable. Lions roaring, elephants trumpeting. Every day we said it can’t get any better than this, and it did.”

This indeed was the deluxe tour of Africa.

“We were awakened every morning at 5:30 a.m. and it was cold,” Millian said. “We had a guide and an entire staff with us. Breakfast was a choice of rolls or porridge and we chose the porridge. It gets cold overnight in the jungle.

“Then they piled us into the Land Rover and we were out until noon, sight seeing. Our guide didn’t have a gun. He said ‘you’re not part of their food chain’ and he was right. We just sat there and watched them for hours.

“At noon we drove back to camp, which was a series of tents, and we were greeted by staff holding trays of cold drinks. By that time it was really heating up and you were peeling off layers of clothing.” Millian and the rest would wash up, have lunch and while the others napped, Millian spent the time writing in her journal. After tea and crumpets at 3 p.m., they went back out for another look.

“You know, there was nothing between us and them. Look at this picture of the rhino – he just came over to make friends and put his head in the guide’s lap. The guide said they’d never seen anything like that before.

That’s why we only went out during the day. At night they walked right into camp and often right up to you, but they left you alone if you left them alone.

“We would get back to camp about 6:30 p.m., before dark. And once again, all these servants would rush out to the Land Rover with cold drinks and hors d’oeuvres. They’d built a fire while we were gone, set up chairs around it, and set the dinner table – and I mean set the table. We had a tablecloth, glassware, silverware, lanterns and gourmet food under the stars. It was incredible.”

Other than the flight to and from Africa, which took about 38 hours each way, Millian’s troupe saw new things every day, especially since they would come back to camp and find that it had been moved several miles across the reserve. “We had the opportunity to see Victoria Falls, the Seventh Wonder of the World. We went boating in the Zembezi River and I’m telling you, I must have seen a thousand hippos. We had to bang on the sides of our boats so they wouldn’t come up under us and get scared.”

If Millian came away with a lesson from her journey, it probably would be a two-parter: Everything in the jungle is recycled in some fashion would be the first part.

“And then one day, after we’d pulled out boats out of the water and were having lunch, a huge male elephant roared at us. Then he came closer and roared at us again. All he was doing was saying ‘That’s close enough, that’s close enough.’ He didn’t charge, he didn’t hurt us, and after a few minutes he walked away.

“They aren’t like humans. They don’t kill just to kill. They only kill to eat.”

 

Millian M. Toms is a Royal Oak-based CPA and business advisor. She is also an active member of the community including The Optimists and Greater Royal Oak Chamber of Commerce. 

 

 
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